"Anyway, back to reality :) I found the original part
of this joke at Linuxscrew.com and hopped from there to
ChuckNorrisFacts.com I'm not a huge fan of comic adulation, so the
I found the Chuck Norris pages quite a bit funnier. The Chuck
Norris site certainly does its fair share of bowing to the mighty
Chuck, but (if you visit the site and actually read the entire
list) the Linus Torvalds jokes get old pretty fast. They're all
along the lines of the classic "yada, yada, yada... who him? No,
that's God, he just "thinks" he's INSERT NAME OF YOUR HERO HERE."
There was a reason they invented the APPLAUSE sign ;)"