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Work Imitates Life On Unix or Linux - Some Surrealism For A Change

Dec 13, 2008, 22:02 (0 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Mike Tremell)

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"Warning: Unauthorized access to this facility is forbidden and will be prosecuted by law! By entering this place of employment, you agree that your actions can be monitored if unauthorized usage is suspected and/or the management needs a good laugh while they wipe their collective arse with hundred dollar bills. Have a great day and "earn" that buck!

"sweatshop # ./security -wtf -fingerprint "Do you really not recognize me yet?" security: option -wtf not appreciated. Please refraing from using foul abbreviations or a fingerprint scan will be the least of your worries. ./security --help suggests ways in which you can express your displeasure in a more productive and meaningful manner."

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