New Year's Eve News: Unix And Linux Users Beware

Dec 31, 2008, 16:47 (2 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Mike Tremell)

[ Thanks to Mike Golvach for this link. ]

"In all seriousness, if you go out tonight, have one (or maybe three or four ;) on me, but try to stay safe. According to a recent study by law enforcement and the National Association of Situations You'll Regret Later (NASYRL), lots of people get into, sometimes fatal, accidents and/or end up in jail for driving under the influence during the holidays. Everyone here wishes you a safe, happy and fun New Year's Eve and highly encourage you to partake of your legal drug of choice in quantities that will make you question your prior state of mind tomorrow (we can't officially condone the other stuff, but would recommend - if we were in the business of minding yours ;)- that you do whatever you want to do in moderation. Although certain substances have a higher lethality-rate than others, excess is the enemy. Basic food and water will demonstrate this very well any day of the year ;)."

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