"Today's bit of humour might help you shake off the
hair-of-the-dog that you (if you're like me) are completely covered
in by now. It's oddly amusing that New Year's Day (we're not
counting however long you made it past midnight yesterday ;) is
generally composed of a confusing and awkward hangover coupled with
a nagging half-memory of something really stupid you promised to do
this year (probably something beneficial and good-for-you... when
will you ever learn ;)
"The beauty of the New Year's resolution is that no one ever
really expects you to keep it. I can't tell you how many people
promised to quit smoking in 2009, at the party I attended last
night, proceeded to light up within 5 minutes of midnight and got
away with it scot-free. It's not that the information is
classified, I just don't remember all that well. One of them may
have been me ;) In any event, the life of a New Year's resolution
(from my experience) usually plays out like this:"
