"At the Ubuntu site I found a cute logo that looks kind
of like a red, yellow and orange gun barrel pointing at my eyes.
Later on, while eating my lunch, I would realize that it was
actually representative of three people holding hands, presumably
to keep each other from running away to a Mac or XP operating
"My goal is to do this as painlessly as possible, so I hurriedly
look for a copy of the OS and blissfully ignore anything that looks
like a guide or set of instructions. I find a download location,
and it turns out the downloading things is pretty easy. (You click
on the button that says "download.") So that's one point for
Ubuntu; good job on making use of basic http protocol, Ubuntu!"