"Joe, you see, is dumb. You'd think that in the 21st
century with no one under the age of 40 able to remember when there
were no PCs and no one under the age of 30 who can recall when
there was no Web, that we'd be over basic computer illiteracy.
You'd be wrong.
"While Windows is insecure by design, you can stop most of its
security problems just by patching it on a regular basis and using
an anti-viral program. So simple even a chimp could do it right?
Well maybe a chimp could, but not Joe User."