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A Year of Linux: January 22: Crashing at Linux's Place!

Jan 23, 2009, 23:32 (0 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Ash Pringle)

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"But like all goodish things, that week had to come to an end. Linux and I packed up our stuff, said our goodbyes, deleted each other's numbers from our telephones, stomped on the phones as hard as we could until they stopped working, held them next to an incredibly powerful electromagnet to ensure no information could ever be salvaged, then got Alishyana the Mystical Psychic Gypsy Fortune Teller (call 555-5-GYP to set up an appointment) to cast an ancient telephone-disabling enchantment on them.

"As you can imagine, I thought my relationship with Linux was over. But like all firey, passionate, Latin couples, no matter how much we fought and yelled and stabbed one another with rusty pairs of Fisher Price scissors, we ended up coming back together."

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