"But like all goodish things, that week had to come to
an end. Linux and I packed up our stuff, said our goodbyes, deleted
each other's numbers from our telephones, stomped on the phones as
hard as we could until they stopped working, held them next to an
incredibly powerful electromagnet to ensure no information could
ever be salvaged, then got Alishyana the Mystical Psychic Gypsy
Fortune Teller (call 555-5-GYP to set up an appointment) to cast an
ancient telephone-disabling enchantment on them.
"As you can imagine, I thought my relationship with Linux was
over. But like all firey, passionate, Latin couples, no matter how
much we fought and yelled and stabbed one another with rusty pairs
of Fisher Price scissors, we ended up coming back together."
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