"It's sort of confusing at first - but the important
thing to remember is that each of these categories are completely
different and you should feel extremely bad if you don't know the
terminology.
And so, we give you a list of the Most Frequently Asked
Miniature Computer Questions. Actually, it's just one question...
"Anyway, if you're still confused about miniature computers we've
developed a handy flowchart you can print out and pin to your
jacket when you go to the computer store. Careful now, pins are
sharp!"