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Two Cow Jokes: The Science Fiction ones

Mar 18, 2009, 02:11 (3 Talkback[s])

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"Highlander - In the end, there can only be one cow.

"The Island of Dr. Moreau - You make two cow-people. They kill you.

"Ursula K. Le Guin's The Left Hand of Darkness - You have two cows. Sometimes you have two bulls instead.

"Jerry Pournelle: We cows have always been a spacefaring, warlike race.

"Robin Hobb - You have two cows. But you cannot allow anyone to know about it. No one can know the suffering of your heart or your power over them. You milk them from the shadows."

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