"Does that sound like a scenario in which you wish to
participate? Preposterous, you say? Is it? Now, what if I told you
that you do have a choice of desks? In fact, just across the street
from your office is an entire mall filled with desks and chairs
from which to choose. Here's the exciting part: The desks in that
mall are all free. That's right, free. Take as many as you want.
You want chairs? They're free too. If you want to customize your
desk -- or even build one from scratch -- you can. What's stopping
you? Go pick up your free desks and chairs.
"I'm feeling your reluctance to load up on those free desks and
chairs. What's the problem? Do you believe that there's something
wrong with those desks because they're free? The free desks and
chairs are just as good as the expensive one, plus they're
customizable down to the most minute detail."