"Back in the 90s, it looked like Microsoft might take over the
world. But after ten years, Vista, the iPod, and a government
lawsuit, we feel pretty safe saying that's not happening. But we're
equally certain that it won't be for a lack of trying. Whether
they're unleashing the Zune or hip new Microsoft Stores, their
ambition is only matched by their painful lack of self awareness.
So how long until they try their hand at making, well, everything