"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the
Meddle not in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are subtle and
quick to lart.
Q. what do you get whan you cross a tsetse with a mountain
A. nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Q. how many hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Huh?...What? Oh, it's dark in here?
Q. how many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?