"It's Better With Windows
"Windows helps you quickly and easily get online and connect to
your devices and services-- without dealing with an unfamiliar
environment or major compatibility issues."
"Watch the videos, they're pretty funny. Notice the
carefully-ethnic Leave It to Beaver family, with stressed-out dad
off to workaholic-ville all the time, while perfect housewife and
children visit absent Dad via Windows Live Messenger. (Dad has
forgotten how to shave or wash, which may be why they don't let him
come home.)"