Large Hadron Collider stolen by joyriders
Nov 18, 2009, 16:04 (5 Talkback[s])
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"The gang are believed to have jemmied their way in via a breach
in the space-time continuum probably left open by a cleaner. Police
were unable to keep up with the youths as they drove the Collider
around in a 27km circle of chaos, pulling handbrake turns and
firing off protons at close to the speed of light."