"You've heard stories about them. You may even have encountered
one in the wild. Or in an Internet forum, where they commonly
congregate and are notorious for their savage and often
ill-thought-out verbal attacks on other fanboys and noobs. You knew
you were looking at a fanboy of some kind, but you weren't sure
which kind it was.
"That's exactly why we created this Field Guide--to give you an
easy reference for identification purposes."