"We're accustomed to this sort of Newspeak from a panicky
salesman. What we don't expect is to get the same spiel from the
academic world, where people are expected to have the intellectual
chops to see through such trivia as marketing slogans, and to
prefer clarity, accuracy and reason.
"Nevertheless, in a recent column published in Syllabus
Magazine, a tech journal for educators, Princeton University
Technology Strategy and Outreach Manager Howard Strauss channelled
the very soul of Steve Ballmer..."