"The truth is that making or selling any products might get you
sued for patent infringement. Advertising might get you sued for
trademark infringement. And don't connect your computers to the
Internet, because employees might download copyrighted materials
"By doing absolutely nothing, the attorney can make sure the
client never gets sued. Of course, the client would not remain in
business for long. In business, unlike on Seinfeld (a show about
nothing), doing nothing is not always the best advice..."