"Many variations of this 'reports of my death' quote exist. The
original note was written May 1897 in the author's hand. He wrote,
'James Ross Clements, a cousin of mine was seriously ill two or
three weeks ago in London. The report of my illness grew out of his
illness, the report of my death was an exaggeration.'
"Similarly, depending on the writer, many variations exist about
the usefulness of Linux on desktops and laptops..."