In a Galaxy Far, Far Away...
May 29, 2007, 23:15 (3 Talkback[s])
(Other stories by Joe Wilcox)
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"Our Evil Empire search begins with the Dark Lord of the Sith
and future emperor, Palpatine, and the legions he quietly leads. I
preface by saying that I mean no disrespect to the people we will
vilify today. You are merely cast in a role. Our candidates...
"Like a puppet master, Linux's creator stepped back from his
Frankenstein creation, other than his sacrosanct role as Lord of
the Kernel. Meanwhile, hordes of open-source marauders destabilize
the Microsoft Republic at every chance, with their talk of
community development and cooperation. But there is chaos in the
approach, until their Dark Master steps in to pull together the
pieces in a tight hegemony of control..."