"Then I get this rude little message, which says this
software is licensed to another user. What do you mean, you crappy
little infantile pop-up. What are you talking about? It's me, for
Gods sake! I'm that person!
"My mistake dawns with a horrible, gut-wrenching thunk. Windows
doesn't recognise me, the impudent little pin-headed ignoramus. I
needed to back-up my user details, but stupidly, all I did was back
up My Documents.""
