"Remember all the "sky is falling" Year 2000 experts who
convinced you to upgrade, replace, and heavily invest to rid
yourself of this virtually (no pun intended) non-existent bug? Some
of them are back as virtualization experts and this time they're
out for the rest of your blood. Giving blood voluntarily is a good
thing but having it sucked from you by these buzzword-spewing,
virtual vampires is painful and expensive."