"My fight against the check engine light still goes on, though,
like an uncle with an extensive collection of pornography, I'm sure
many of you were hoping I'd just keep it to myself. Well, like your
pervy uncle, I won't. I can't. And, I'm not alone.
Among the many emails I received, most suggesting I speak with
my clergyperson, I received an email from Richard Stallman, the
founder of the free software movement and the man who started the
GNU/Linux operating system.