"If I had a $100 million lying around, I really think I could
find a better investment for my money than buying SCO. I could
invest in, say, high-quality stocks, bonds, gold, New Orleans real
estate, collectable Pez containers or, just the other day, I got
this interesting investment opportunity from someone whose wealthy
husband recently died of esophageal cancer and needs to transfer
500,000 English pounds from Nigeria to the United States.
"Seriously, how does Stephen Norris & Co. Capital Partners
and its Arabian oil billionaire friends think they're going to get
any return on their investment...?"