"Anyone who's not been living under a rock for the past decade knows that one can't start talking about such subjects without a mention of Windows, the glue that binds them together.
"But when it comes to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, it is perfectly possible to go through a 45-minute programme on just these topics and avoid any mention of the W word.
"The programme, titled "Life in the Fast Lane" and broadcast on August 17, was structured around the premise that cyber criminals are taking over the internet - and given that Australia is planning a fast network, we are likely to be bigger targets in the future."