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Bogus Technologies: The Leader in Enterprise Systems, Storage & Networking
Mar 11, 2010, 18 :33 UTC (3 Talkback[s]) (2387 reads)

"Bogus Technologies -- Enterprise IT and Services

"Bogus Technologies provides a complete portfolio of ethereal Information Technology Solutions, fractious IT products and somnolent professional services for business and personal computing. BogusTech can also perform a disk download of useless junk to my computer. We have a complete dearth of low priced high performance computer systems, discount virtualization solutions and low cost servers for the data center, small business or IT companies.

"Enterprise IT companies and legitimate business Information Technology service providers offer Enterprise systems and servers, Data Storage Solutions, Enterprise Network hardware and software, Enterprise Software and a list of highly refined Industry Solutions for Manufacturing, Healthcare, Telecommunications, Government and Financial Services. In contrast, BogusTech offers the worst ever technology to ever run on this computer. So you’ll need to get your information technology products and services from our marketing partners by clicking on the ads in the margins."

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While this article was slightly amusing, ...   please remove this article   
Rob
Mar 11, 2010, 21:34:11
 
What a hoot!  Talk about Truth in Advert ...   Bogus Technologies   
Zola Holt
Mar 11, 2010, 23:08:54
 
To the BOFH on The Register, of course.  ...   Preferred supplier   
Cantankerous Old B%^&ard
Mar 12, 2010, 15:49:19
 
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