“From Your Local Telephone Monopoly.”
“To Our Customers:
“We want to thank you for your patience while we roll out our
Digital Subscriber Line (DSL) to your area. We understand that you
are very eager to receive the many benefits that DSL has to
offer….”
“If you use UNIX or LINUX, you are obviously intelligent so
we fear you the most because we know that you will be connecting a
home network, as opposed to a single PC, to our DSL connection.
This angers us because you should be buying a real T1 connection
instead.“