“Software Quite Limited, how can I help you?
“Hello. My printer just died and I’d like to get a new one.
“Terrific! Do you use Bignsoft Office Chair to handle your word
processing, spreadsheet, and other business application needs?
“Well, yes, but I want a printer.
“May I recommend the SplatterJet 500, the only printer
optimized for use with Bignsoft OfficeChair applications? The
SplatterJet can print all of your Wordy and Excess files.”