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Computer Currents: Gigglebytes — Office Politics

“Software Quite Limited, how can I help you?

“Hello. My printer just died and I’d like to get a new one.

“Terrific! Do you use Bignsoft Office Chair to handle your word
processing, spreadsheet, and other business application needs?

“Well, yes, but I want a printer.

“May I recommend the SplatterJet 500, the only printer
optimized for use with Bignsoft OfficeChair applications? The
SplatterJet can print all of your Wordy and Excess files.”

Complete
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