[ Thanks to DMandPenfold for this link.
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“It was vital that he delivered a message to the old
wizard Stallmandore. The forces of darkness felt closer than ever
and Harry’s scar throbbed as it always did when proprietary
software vendors were close by.“Now it throbbed so much that Harry was sure it was not the
thirteen cups of coffee he’d drank that night nor the utter
brokenness of Owl_mail2.3. No this meant only one thing,
Ballmermort must be abroad again. Harry must warn everyone! But
first he needed a wee.”