[ Thanks to Jan
Stafford for this link. ]
“Several years ago, my wife worked at SeaWorld in San Diego at
the penguin house. One day, I arrived early to pick her up and was
given the opportunity to hold a penguin in my lap for a few
minutes. What happened next remained a blur to me for a few days,
but according to witnesses, the penguin bit the end of my nose, and
I blacked out immediately…”