From Part One:
“My vote went to the tale of the alien stripper with a bong.
After all, pointing out the absurdity of all the stolen code claims
against Linux was the idea behind the ‘Who wrote Linux?’ contest.
What’s more absurd than my choice? But my fellow judges
disagreed.“The judges (five anonymous TechTarget editors) didn’t come to
blows. Let’s just say we had some heated discussions. That’s
because we received almost 150 truly inspired Linux creation
stories. They’re fantastic. We loved them all. But, for pete’s
sake, don’t send any more…!”