Slate: The Love Bloat | Linux Today

Slate: The Love Bloat

Written By
Web Webster
Web Webster
Jul 6, 1999

Thanks to Paul
Miller
for this link.

“Hurrah for enormous software programs, filled with useless
features, that don’t run very fast.”

“A day doesn’t go by that I don’t read in the press … or some
Microsoft customer sidles up to me … or even my girlfriend says,
“Hey, Shuman, why is Microsoft software so bloated, so full of
junk, sucking up megs of space on my hard drive, hogging memory,
and taking forever to load!”

“Well, ladies and gentlemen, I’m going to let you in on a little
secret. The problem with software today is not that it is bloated.
The problem is that it’s not bloated enough!”

“If you’re truly anti-bloat, there’s a whole subgenre of dainty,
low-bloat computers out there for you: The PalmPilot and Windows CE
handheld devices. They pack a lot a power into little boxes, but
let’s not kid anybody: Sometimes you… need a… Bloatmobile.”

Complete
story
.

Web Webster

Web Webster

Web Webster has more than 20 years of writing and editorial experience in the tech sector. He’s written and edited news, demand generation, user-focused, and thought leadership content for business software solutions, consumer tech, and Linux Today, he edits and writes for a portfolio of tech industry news and analysis websites including webopedia.com, and DatabaseJournal.com.

Linux Today Logo

LinuxToday is a trusted, contributor-driven news resource supporting all types of Linux users. Our thriving international community engages with us through social media and frequent content contributions aimed at solving problems ranging from personal computing to enterprise-level IT operations. LinuxToday serves as a home for a community that struggles to find comparable information elsewhere on the web.

Property of TechnologyAdvice. © 2026 TechnologyAdvice. All Rights Reserved

Advertiser Disclosure: Some of the products that appear on this site are from companies from which TechnologyAdvice receives compensation. This compensation may impact how and where products appear on this site including, for example, the order in which they appear. TechnologyAdvice does not include all companies or all types of products available in the marketplace.