“You gotta hand it to the CoolSoSoft people. They’re solid.
Predictable. They know a good thing when they sell it. And they’re
working on a newer version — CoolSoSoft You. They picked that name
for a good reason. They know when you need a new refrigerator, you
will go right to the industry leader. None of that Blinux or
Schminux stuff, whatever it’s called. Who wants a refrigerator that
never needs to be restarted? B-o-r-i-n-g.“
“YOU count. CoolSoSoft is making its products especially for
you. That’s why you need to keep buying them.”
“Right?”