“Hell froze over this week. Did you notice? Linus Torvalds gave
a keynote address at Spring Comdex…”
“Linus, principal developer and godhead of the Linux operating
system, made a appearance that reminded me somewhat of the late
Mother Theresa. He called for us to all be our best
technoselves…”
“So the dealers came to listen…, heard Linus call for more
love and less competition, then they went out for a smoke,
scratching their heads…”