“It’s funny, until someone actually takes that advice literally
and tries to go down two conflicting roads at once. For example,
take SCO’s Reply to Novell’s Counterclaims. In paragraph 50, SCO
tells the court this:“Admits that SCO, through its SCOsource division, entered into
agreements related to UNIX and UnixWare with Sun Microsystems,
Inc., and Microsoft Corporation (in that order) and that the
Microsoft agreement covered UNIX compatibility products; but denies
each and every other allegation of ¶ 50, including the
allegation that the Sun and Microsoft agreements were part of the
SCOsource licensing program…”