“(With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe)”
“Once upon a Tuesday dreary, while I pondered, weak and
weary,
Installing the same version of Windows once more.
While I cursed the constant crashing, I made a fist and started
bashing,
Started bashing the computer case and CD-ROM drive door.
“Piece of crap,” I muttered, bashing the CD-ROM drive door,
“I will take this crap no more!”