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Linux.com: The Penguin (Humor; parody of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven”)

“(With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe)”

“Once upon a Tuesday dreary, while I pondered, weak and
weary,
Installing the same version of Windows once more.

While I cursed the constant crashing, I made a fist and started
bashing,
Started bashing the computer case and CD-ROM drive door.
“Piece of crap,” I muttered, bashing the CD-ROM drive door,
“I will take this crap no more!”

Complete
Poem

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