[ Thanks to Marcel
Gagné for this link. ]
“What do you mean, you’ve never heard this song,
François? This is classic Steppenwolf, mon ami. Bo-rn to be
wi-i-ild! What’s that? You think I should keep my singing to the
shower? I think, François, that you are forgetting who the
Chef and owner of this restaurant is. Non, mon ami, that was purely
informational, and I already have chosen to ignore that subtle dig.
Look here, though. Each of these programs allows us to provide
customized playlists of our favorite music for our guests.“Speaking of our guests, they are here. Welcome, mes
amis, to Chez Marcel, home of fine Linux fare,
exceptional wines and the finest in musical entertainment.
Entertainment is, after all, the theme of this issue. Why musical
entertainment, you ask? In a much earlier part of my life, I used
to make some extra money babysitting some of my parents’ friends’
children. One of their friends repaired jukeboxes for a living.
Consequently, a real honest-to-goodness jukebox was always in the
house, full of 45 RPM singles. From time to time, the model and
type of machine would change, but with the coin mechanism disabled,
I had all the music I wanted available. Now, that’s
entertainment…!”