[ Thanks to RBH for this link.
]
“A couple of months back, it was all honky-dory at SCO. They
were going ga-ga over Linux. Going through an identity-crisis
period they called themselves Caldera for some time, in accordance
with their distribution, before reverting back to SCO. Then came
UnitedLinux and SCO jumped on the bandwagon along with other
bigwigs.“Then came the bolt. It was as sudden as ‘Uh oh, I saw that for
loop somewhere, now where… oh my God, get me headquaters.’“Here’s what followed.
“Note: The following account is completely fictitious and
reflect the authors crooked state-of-mind. The account is NOT true,
but only tends to catch hold of the issue in a lighter
sense…”