Mr. Ballmer’s Personal Mushroom Cloud

“So there you have it, the shadowy figures on the grassy knoll,
the American flag flapping on an airless moon… pointy ears poking
from beneath Spock’s knit cap (I was in Vegas a few weeks ago and
just had to visit the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton).
Microsoft is going to sue the bejeesus out of Linux. Stock up on a
year’s worth of food and water and head for the bomb-proof bunker
under grandpa’s toolshed out back!!!

“Excuse me for being so sarcastic, but can we please calm down
for a moment and THINK about what was said…?”