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The 9 Most Ridiculous Moments of the Apple vs. Samsung Trial

First, your honor, I’m not smoking crack.

After Judge Koh received a 75-page briefing from Apple, dealing with 22 witnesses that Apple might call to disprove Samsung’s claims, we got this sans-social-cues exchange:

Judge Koh: “Unless you’re smoking crack you know these witnesses aren’t going to be called!”

Apple attorney William Lee: “First, your honor, I’m not smoking crack. I can promise you that.”

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