First, your honor, I’m not smoking crack.
After Judge Koh received a 75-page briefing from Apple, dealing with 22 witnesses that Apple might call to disprove Samsung’s claims, we got this sans-social-cues exchange:
Judge Koh: “Unless you’re smoking crack you know these witnesses aren’t going to be called!”
Apple attorney William Lee: “First, your honor, I’m not smoking crack. I can promise you that.”