[ Thanks to David D. Huff Jr. for
this link. ]
“Oh, MySQL. We hardly knew ye.
“Here you are, perched on the final release of 5.0. It’s
expected out within mere days; this, the version destined to get
you playing with the database big boys, with transactions and
stored procedures and all those enterprise must-haves.
“Then all of a sudden, from out of the darkest pits of Mordor,
Oracle comes and snatches the golden ring…”