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ZDNet UK: Ballmer and the Revenge of the Jade Penguin

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Web Webster
Web Webster
Nov 20, 2004

“He couldn’t have been a better gangster if he’d worn spats and
carried a violin case. Steve ‘Monkey Boy’ Ballmer was out talking
to the East Side gangs, and they’d better listen. They’d better
listen good.

“‘Nice operating system you got here,’ he said, running his
kidskin-gloved finger around the whorls of the carved jade penguin.
‘Very nice. Be a shame if anything happened to it…'”

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Web Webster

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Web Webster has more than 20 years of writing and editorial experience in the tech sector. He’s written and edited news, demand generation, user-focused, and thought leadership content for business software solutions, consumer tech, and Linux Today, he edits and writes for a portfolio of tech industry news and analysis websites including webopedia.com, and DatabaseJournal.com.

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