BBSpot: Study Shows Linux Users Can Go Windows [Humor]

Written By
Web Webster
Web Webster
Jun 4, 2001

[ Thanks to Rich Shepard for the link. ]

“Redmond, WA – A recent study funded by Microsoft shows
that Linux users can go Windows if they have enough determination.
“Linux use is not encoded in your DNA or a result of an abusive
childhood. It’s a choice that people make, and we think it’s a
mistake,” said chief researcher Marc Switzer. “Our study shows that
with enough determination that ‘mistake’ can be corrected.”

“…Of those who embraced the Windows lifestyle after years of
using Linux, 80% stated that “pressure from society and co-workers”
was their chief reason for switching. Others said that their Linux
use was “just experimentation”, or a “mistake while they were drunk
in college.” Thirty percent of the research subjects said that they
had not told their family about their Linux usage.”

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Web Webster

Web Webster

Web Webster has more than 20 years of writing and editorial experience in the tech sector. He’s written and edited news, demand generation, user-focused, and thought leadership content for business software solutions, consumer tech, and Linux Today, he edits and writes for a portfolio of tech industry news and analysis websites including webopedia.com, and DatabaseJournal.com.

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