Humorix: SCO Drinking Game

“We’re only days away from the much-anticipated launch of
Prosco.net (Propaganda Reporting Organ for Sinister Corporate
Officials), and the folks at Humorix World Headquarters simply
can’t wait another minute.

“In order to pass the time–and fill up space left vacant by a
severe outbreak of writers’ block–we have compiled a drinking game
to accompany SCO’s upcoming reading material. Rest assured, the
Humorix staff has already fully beta-tested this game…”