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Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all…and
a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2001, but with due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
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