The Linux Rain Automatic Writing Contest

Test your ingenuity in the first-ever Linux Rain contest, and try your hand at automatic writing!
In the weird world of spiritualism, automatic writing is writing by spirits who communicate their messages through a living person (the one holding the pen or pencil). Automatic writing in the digital world means text input without the use of a keyboard or speech-to-text.
This kind of input is done rather neatly by the program xvkbd.