[ Thanks to John
Stone for this link. ]
“[The scene: Major-General Darl McBride has stepped up to
the fo’castle of HMS SCaldera, which has just fought its first
skirmish against the dread Pirates of Penguinance. He prepares to
hold a press conference^W^W^W^W address the troops:]“McBride:
“I am the very model of a modern SCO executive.
Our market share is minuscule; our losses are consecutive.
But from our labs deep in U-T, you very soon will surely see
The ultimate, the pinnacle, in
high-technolo-barratry…“Lawyer Chorus:
“We have thirty thousand contracts, though most are
quite historical.
We have thirty thousand contracts, though most are quite
historical.
We have thirty thousand contracts, though most are quite
historical…”