The Register: Windows Update on Linux–An Urban Legend is Born

Written By
Web Webster
Web Webster
Aug 19, 2003

“Somewhere in Redmond a highly-skilled network technician flips
the Big Red Switch (BRS) marked ‘Do not touch this switch,’ the
Blaster attack is foiled, and the ‘Linux to the rescue’ urban
legend is born. As all you paranoid conspiracy-theorists can see
here, on the eve of the onslaught windowsupdate.microsoft.com
ceased to be a Windows Server 2003 site minding its own business
and running Microsoft IIS, and instead became a Linux site running
(hint) Microsoft IIS.

“The BRS episode is being reported in some places, weirdly, as
Microsoft foiling Blaster, while more imaginative and hopeful
beings have concluded that in an exercise of quite awesome cynicism
The Beast simply moved the whole Windows Update shooting match over
to a Linux host. Whatever anybody says, that one’s sufficiently
tempting to run and run, despite the fact that engineering such a
switch would likely involve the dismantling of much of the Windows
Update infrastructure. (No really, it is an infrastructure, sort
of…)”

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Web Webster

Web Webster

Web Webster has more than 20 years of writing and editorial experience in the tech sector. He’s written and edited news, demand generation, user-focused, and thought leadership content for business software solutions, consumer tech, and Linux Today, he edits and writes for a portfolio of tech industry news and analysis websites including webopedia.com, and DatabaseJournal.com.

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