BBSpot: Microsoft Bundles Worm with IIS

“I like the fact that I don’t have to go out and
install the upgrade myself. I was expecting one of those confusing
Worm Wizard things that I always choose Typical on,” said one
network administrator who should remain anonymous. “The Microsoft
rep told me that they would bill us when the worm installed itself.
That’s why I love working with Microsoft, innovation.”

Servers installed with Linux will be safe from attack, which is
by design according to Microsoft. “We’re not going to infect our
worm with the GPL virus. If our worm were to infect a Linux server
then it would have to be given away for free to everyone, and then
the dark curtain of Communism would surely blanket America,” said a
Microsoft engineer.”

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