CRN Australia: Cunning Penguin Plot

“The bleeding heart brigade has been at it again, this time
imploring everyone to pony up for a laptop computer for the forlorn
children of the third world.

“Don’t get me wrong–Rabid is all in favour of child support and
has several court orders to prove it. But do these poor kiddies
really need a laptop? The best use most of them could get from a
free laptop would be to connect to the Internet, then flog the
thing on eBay so they could buy some food and shelter.

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