[ Thanks to Jason
Perlow for this link. ]
Every Goog
Down in Googleplex, In Mountain View
Liked Android a lot.But the Jobs
Who lived just South of the Googleplex, In Cupertino
Did NOT!The Jobs hated Android! The whole Android reason.
Now, you don’t need to ask why. We all know there’s no
plea-sin’.
It could be that the Reality Distortion Field was turned up too
bright.
It could be, perhaps, that his mock black turtleneck was far too
tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all, Is that Android’s
market share would not remain small.”